My ass is gonna get whupped HARD

I have three-a-days for football practice

from 8am to 5pm for two days I am buttfucked

UPDATED and shit

Three-a-days are done. My knees feel like they've been pimp slapped with cement.

I'm surviving football, though it's destroyed my summer. I'm having some fun. But I'd like you to know what kind of extreme punishments we had if we didn't weigh in/out(I'm a forgetful poor bastard). All courtesy of a graduate who's a Naval Drill Sargent that used to play for the Carroll Patriots. With such routines like:

*Team Push-ups- Everyone in this punishment is meant to line up and put their legs behind each others shoulders and do push-ups, easy right? FUCK NO

*Solid Snake crawl-There's not an official name for this, but it's what we had to do. Crawl across the football field while keeping you ass down, in a minute and a half. We failed miserably a couple of times, the 90 degree weather and the dry as shit dirt felt like fucking gravel. It's the worst thing I've ever had to do. Hands down

*8 figure formations- This is basic exercise the players do to stretch out in the weight room, but we had to do all 8 formations in 10 seconds 10 times in a row. Fucking hurt like crazy.

I want my life back